Limericks

Frank at dverse is daring us to write a Limerick. Limericks are hard. They are supposed to be amusing and that alone is hard. So I’m opting for the facetious and the silly.

 

A woman named Le Pen Marine

has decided she wants to be queen.

With her jackboots and lies,

she is all I despise,

and her propos are all quite obscene.

 

There was a young man from Glasgow,

whose transit was painfully slow,

he’d sit in that place

and go red in the face

but still he’d not manage to go.

 

I once had a small cat named Nelly

who had an incredible belly.

Round as a ball,

she would bounce down the hall

and had her own show on the telly.

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