Frank at dverse is daring us to write a Limerick. Limericks are hard. They are supposed to be amusing and that alone is hard. So I’m opting for the facetious and the silly.
A woman named Le Pen Marine
has decided she wants to be queen.
With her jackboots and lies,
she is all I despise,
and her propos are all quite obscene.
There was a young man from Glasgow,
whose transit was painfully slow,
he’d sit in that place
and go red in the face
but still he’d not manage to go.
I once had a small cat named Nelly
who had an incredible belly.
Round as a ball,
she would bounce down the hall
and had her own show on the telly.