Today’s word from the Daily Post is ‘diverse’. Diverse is a term that’s getting a lot of air time lately. I’ll leave the more weighty definitions to other people and play with the more frivolous.

Irene was a gardener. Not like Fred Sutcliff next door who thought a garden was a square of green grass with a border of tea roses round it, and not like Enid Butler who thought a garden was what you had to get rid of if you wanted to keep cars. Irene had green fingers. She dug and mulched and composted. She took cuttings, split and grafted. She made raised beds, rockeries, herb squares and sunken water gardens. Every square inch was planted with something. She knew exactly where each plant would do best, and when it proved to be a stubborn bugger that didnât conform to type, she moved it until it was satisfied.
Ireneâs George had been more like Fred Sutcliff, but he had learned to leave her to the gardening and had stuck to his wood carving instead. Now George had passed on, but the garden was going from strength to strength. It became Ireneâs private world.
Irene had a grand daughter, Julie. She had several grand daughters but Julie was the one who liked to have her own bit of garden to dig in. Irene encouraged her, giving her bits of geranium to plant, the odd packet of seeds. She explained which colours went best together, how to plant borders with the tall flowers at the back. Julie listened, and she dug, fed worms to the robin, caught slugs and tipped them over the hedge into Fred Sutcliffâs garden when he was out, and she watched the flowers grow.
Julieâs mother thought it was a funny sort of occupation for a little girl, but she was indulgent, and for Julieâs sixth birthday she gave her a miniature set of gardenerâs tools, plant pots and a great armful of packets of seeds. The flowers in the pictures were dazzling, every possible colour imaginable. Julie was entranced.
âYouâre lucky, being an April baby.â Irene beamed at her. âWeâll be able to plant out your seeds straight away. Weâll see what your mumâs chosen, and Iâll have a think about where they look best.â
Irene helped Julie clear her corner of the garden, pointed out which seeds should be planted where, which ones werenât really suitable, and left her to it. It was June before she realised that Julie had gone beyond her remit. Julieâs flowers werenât obvious at first, growing randomly among the carefully chosen borders and arrangements. But as they gained in size and confidence, and especially as they came into flower, Irene realised the enormity of what her grand daughter had done. Pale pink sweet peas clambered among the bright orange of monbretia, red poppies danced through purple phlox, bold flames of nasturtiums swallowed the delicate blue geraniums. Everywhere colours clashed. The discordant tones of creepers crawled among the delicate spires of lilies, through the rose trees, rambled down the rockeries.
âLook,â Julie said, pointing to the nasturtiums that climbed to her head height along the thorny stems of a pink rose. âArenât they pretty?â
âItâs a mess!â Irene said. âTheyâre all in the wrong places. You canât mix colours together like that. And you canât let them climb where they want either.â
âWhy not?â
âBecauseâŠit doesnât look right, all those different heights and colours growing next to one another.â
âThey do in the field.â
âExactly! A field is wild. This is a garden.â
Julie gave her grandmother a disappointed look. âI like wild best.â
A bee buzzed past. On its way to the rose, it sampled a sweet pea.
âSee,â Julie said. âSo do the bees.â